July 2010
21 posts
There’s quite an overlap between musicians— especially...
– David Cross
I Love Advertising
McDonalds can quit pretending anyone wants their coffee. The commercial with that douche who looks like the bass player from The Killers who can’t be bothered before hes had his coffee doesn’t seem like the type who’d choose McDonalds.
The Worlds Funniest Board Meeting
Directv just showed an ad telling me to go to channel 593 because I can order all 6 of their porn channels for 3 hours.
How much deliberation went on at that meeting as to how long the customers would want/need to masturbate?
Anonymous asked: What if I don't feel like asking you something?!??
....ah I dunno, I'm just bored.
....ah I dunno, I'm just bored.
As for England, well, perhaps it is just as well we didn’t sweep to glory....
– http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/jul/09/world-cup-2010-octopus
I'm back, god damnit.
I have a computer again and once I get over this soul crushing summer cold I will pull myself up off the floor, stop considering trade schools and get back to being a smarmy cunt on the internet. The time is nigh!