Ahead of the Curve(s). Zing.
Totally the AV Club ran a story about Katy Perry guest starring on The Simpsons. The title was, what else, “Katy Perry’s Breasts to Spend Christmas with The Simpsons.” But that isn’t important, what is important is that several months ago I made a very to the point post when I mentioned that Katy Perry has a plastic head. I feel compelled to collect all the example of...
Cite Your Sources
Credit where its due. Thanks for bringing these things to my attention. medusashead: Teach your children early that their bodies are a sin!
What’s interesting about O’Donnell is that she heightens the contradictions...– Michelle Goldberg, The Daily Beast (via jamesurbaniak)
I can make one of two jokes here. One is safe and terrible, the other is offensive and terrible. Here’s both: 1.) I was looking for a new dartboard. 2.) I’ve had a few calendars full of women but I’m used to a different kind of cunt. WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOOOOO!
In the video I posted yesterday a few things actually work. Ignore that bit.
I Am Not Funny At All
I have noting good to write. This is a shame. Just as the praise started I lost my ability to do anything creative. Its basically what happened to Dave Chappelle but without $50 million involved. I suck for free now. This creative dry spell may have a lot to do with the fact that I’m spending all my writing hours working on a screenplay(pretentious) and I haven’t thought of much...